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Glenny Palmer
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Re: The Steer & The croc

Post by Glenny Palmer » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:30 am

G'daaay IRene!!!
Loverley to hear from you. (I love your avatar...so cute.) Cattle? I know the feeling. I was at the local Monday auction, peacefully perusing the pens when one silly cow...literally.... decided she wasn't going to stay penned up, & she just levitated, & up & over a flamin' 6 foot high wooden fence & into the crowd. I was first up to the top of that flamin' fence, whence she had come. (I figured that was the last place she'd turn to.)

With croc out there & me down here, I am currently enjoying utter peace....no full on English brekkies to cook, & no screaming in the middle of the night....because one of us snores...I ain't saying who... but which one of us screams the loudest??

I'm orf to script 'Day 4'...it's a goodun. (The power struggle continues.)

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Re: The Steer & The croc

Post by Glenny Palmer » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:36 am

G'daaay Martboy! We musta crossed in transit....

What's this...what's this you say?? Plagiarism!! Ah, but does he have a bronze crocodile on his ute's bonnet? (My croc's is a nut cracker...no pun intended) so the bronze croc's gob rattles open & shut as (my) croc bounds over all & sundry in his path. It's an experience...like most to do with croc.

I'd better get (my) croc copywrited. (te he)

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Re: The Steer & The croc

Post by Glenny Palmer » Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:25 am

Hey Martyboy. I'd love to get the two of them together & video it. Can you imagine it? (Political correctness forbids my posting croc's last 'interview'.) I can't wait to tell him. He'll think it's a hoot. Any further misdemeanours he commits he can now slide over to your croc. What an amazing co-incidence really, what with (my) croc being a poet too.

Goodonyamate.
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Re: The Steer & The croc

Post by Glenny Palmer » Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:33 am

I wrote a poem called 'Bard Spar'. Have you been reading my mail?
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Re: The Steer & The croc

Post by Glenny Palmer » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:00 pm

Yeah, it came about when Geoffrey Graham (brilliant man) popped into our caravan, in Winton last century some time. My then hubby was sat between the two of us & he said he felt like a Tennis umpire with his head rolling left & right at the 'bard sparring'. It was a hoot.
I'll post it just for the fun of it.

Go well mate.
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