He's probably Irish Wazza
Sometimes you know it's Monday because you go to the doctor on Monday, Tuesday is bowls -always on Tuesday, Wednesday the chiropodist (but sometimes you might need to go to the man who makes false teeth so you mix it up a bit), Thursday the local paper arrives and you get to see who died last week, Friday (help me out people I'm running out of excitement here), um, it's shopping day, Saturday the footy is on and you water the garden and Sunday is church (of course) and is always followed by a roast lunch. Does that help Neville?
