Daily advice

[Heather]

I do like that quote Manfred.

[warooa]

Daily advice: don't buy the tennis ball flavoured Pringles. They taste terrible and you only get three in the tin.

[Heather]

Why would you want more if they taste terrible?

[Stephen Whiteside]

..and don't try playing tennis with the salt and vinegar.

[Heather]

I wonder why it is that windows and window dressings are named after countries - Holland blinds, Roman blinds, Venetian blinds, French doors, colonial windows (along the same lines). Any others?

[Bob Pacey]

For every day that a man goes fishing he gets another added onto the end of his life.




Gonna live forever Yeahhhhhhhh

[Stephen Whiteside]

Heather, I think it is because people live in houses in countries.

[Heather]

"What is a poet? A poet is an unhappy being whose heart is torn by secret sufferings, but whose lips are so strangely formed that when the sighs and the cries escape them, they sound like beautiful music."

Kierkegaard, Either/Or

[manfredvijars]

"HALAL! Is it meat you're looking for?"

[manfredvijars]

When a woman say's "No" she means "No!"
When a bloke says "Yes", he probably hasn't understood the question.