Daily advice

[Heather]

Are you trying to tell me to go somewhere Bob?

[Bob Pacey]

Oh Heather definately not !!! Just that I know you like Oscar.


Robert

[manfredvijars]

I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Hahn Light... the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore.

[manfredvijars]

I was officially considered the drunkest person in Hayman Island when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'

[manfredvijars]

... Used my jumper leads as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.

[manfredvijars]

It took six holes and two bottles of Bundy to evolve from golf to a demolition derby. There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.

[manfredvijars]

... my self respect just called, its having a good time without me.

[manfredvijars]

I just got us to the big SIX O .... ... and then the entire party sang the National Anthem, acapella around the keg.

[manfredvijars]

I'm trying to outstare a possom - the bastard's winning.

[warooa]

keep the dream alive . . . hit the 'snooze' button.