Daily advice
- Glenny Palmer
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Re: Daily advice
Don't you tell fibs to me, Mr Bobbity Boo!! You're not bloody 'sorry' at all. And anyway...na na ne naa naa....I did end up getting it after all. Ha ha, no tea for you R A M P y, go to your room....
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The purpose of my life is to serve as a warning to others.
- Glenny Palmer
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Re: Daily advice
....BTW Bob...'bit'...(but?)...'os'....(is?) Methinks you've had 1 too many sugar canes old mate.... 

The purpose of my life is to serve as a warning to others.
Re: Daily advice
now bob about that mythical creature you mention
I would hate to see you cry as you try to rise
to the occasian mate, and the old proverb
keep you gun loaded but she's a mongrel
when your powders wet
bw
bloody hell





bw
bloody hell
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Re: Daily advice
I am almost a NZlander NINETY SEX is next
bill the old battler
bill the old battler
- Bob Pacey
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Re: Daily advice
1
First bloke says ( proudly ) My wife's an angel !
Second bloke says " You're lucky mate, Mine's still alive "
2
I had some harsh words with my wife the other day, the only problem was she had some paragraphs with me !!!
Bob
First bloke says ( proudly ) My wife's an angel !
Second bloke says " You're lucky mate, Mine's still alive "
2
I had some harsh words with my wife the other day, the only problem was she had some paragraphs with me !!!
Bob
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
Re: Daily advice
I'm an old man and have known a great many troubles . . . most of which have not happened.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
- Bob Pacey
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Re: Daily advice
A good wife always forgives her husband when he is WRONG !!!
Robert
Robert
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
Re: Daily advice
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
- Zondrae
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Re: Daily advice
mmm,
it is taking a long time to get to that magic ton!
it is taking a long time to get to that magic ton!
Zondrae King
a woman of words
a woman of words
- Zondrae
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Re: Daily advice
So..
In case I haven't posted them before I'll give you some real 'Beatles' philosophy.
"Life goes on within you, or without you"
and
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.'
challenge .. which songs are these lines taken from?
In case I haven't posted them before I'll give you some real 'Beatles' philosophy.
"Life goes on within you, or without you"
and
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.'
challenge .. which songs are these lines taken from?
Zondrae King
a woman of words
a woman of words