ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

... haven't seen any posts from Heather recently - is she on tour??

No - she has gone into meditation mode and zipped her lip - she was falsely accused of talking too much and is giving Zondrae a chance to catch up

There's no 'cap' on Free speech on this Forum ...

Come out, come out where Heather you are ....

I have no hope of catching her and I'm not even trying. I am happy to let her be the leader of the pack.
I am taking a little time to pratice my Ukulele and you can't do justice to either if you don't give full attention to one at a time. Now I have a poem to write.

Here here Manfred. I think everyone looks for our little green moderators comments.

Bob.

I'm here Manfred. Listening, listening. You missed me Mannie! ME! I'd give you a pink heart if I could.

Well, I have to talk because if I don't Bob won't and everyone would miss Bob and his silly poems. I was kinda hoping that if I stayed away long enough I could start a rumour that Bob and I had run off together!! Bob would like that, it would improve his status no end. I can see the headlines now: Old poet runs off with young chicky babe!(Sorry Bob, I have to say old, it sounds much more impressive!)

However, I need to know if there's a prize for reaching 1000 posts. There should be if there isn't.

Sick of me yet?

Heather

Marty, I SEE what you are up to. You're trying to engage me in a war of words so that i will reach the 1000 in reply and you will get a prize too. Not gonna work my friend.

Only 1 to go.....

Would you like a prize Heather ????

Mannie she deserves a prize YOU CAN DO IT HEATHER - GO HEATHER - GO HEATHER - GO HEATHER

Our Heather has hit the ton you know; she’s hit the ton times ten
a thousand posts all with her name I can’t remember when
that’s ever been done before old Mates when writing poetry
It’s never been done here on this site - the old one well maybe.
It's never been done before - oh no
It’s never been done before.
It’s never been done before I’m sure
it’s never been done before.

Our Heather signs her name in green – she never did that before.
She wears the reddest hat you’ve seen – a show stopper for sure.
A blonde wig and a cheeky grin and signs off Marilyn
and she never did that before I know so all join in and sing.
That’s never been done before - oh no
that’s never been done before.
It’s never been done before I know
it’s never been done before.

HAPPY 1000 POSTING TO OUR LITTLE CHERUB HEATHER.

PIST….poets inspirational sudden thought -

HEATHER PERHAPS MAY NOT BE QUITE THERE YET ONLY 999
BUT I WANTED TO GET IN THERE FIRST TO SING THIS LITTLE RHYME
That’s never been done before - oh no
that’s never been done before.
It’s never been done before I know
it’s never been done before.