ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

People please do NOT use the same shower as Marty at Laggan.

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.

She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros

on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when

I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and

with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new

clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down

and squealed...'Yes...Yes...I Won...I Won!'




She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her

winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,

one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were

watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

The 'woo woo' bit has me intrigued Were you playing trains???

Maureen we gonna have us a lotta fun when I come visiting!

Woo woooooooo Heather Woo wooooooooo

Very good Marty and Heather and Maureen , a bit of philosophical contemplation on the ramifications of post-modernist deconstruction as it relates to anthropological and relational interface.

Neville, what you on today?

Yair that too!

Goodonya Nev.

TTFN

Too quick by far Heather.

Me Heather, sober and steady as usual .