ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Did you hear about the bloke who got hurt pretty bad after falling off his horse, fortunately he's now in a stable condition .. .....

Neville, do you have anymore jokes like that? If so, and you would like to post them. then I would be more than happy to come down and shoot you. And shame on you for encouraging him, Marty! (please note use of comma).

Ah Marty, there seems to be a theme running through your ripostes ??
At one station where I worked we had an officer named Steve Austin..... yes people used to ask him if he had been bionically rejigged.


I'm glad you asked Keats. What about the beautiful friendship that ended at the altar.