ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Ever wondered why you very seldom see a dead crow on the road.


The kangaroo was rotten and several crows had flown in to enjoy the feast. Heads down and bums up they never saw the old volvo hurtling along at a rate of knots. But just as the vehicle rounded the blind corner almost up on two wheels the look out seated on the fence post called " Caw Caw " and all but one got away in time.


Bob

No they do Caw Caw sounds just like Car car.

Hey did you here about the bbblllack sheep that went up to the baaaar in baaarcaldine and asked the Baaarman for a baaa-cardi and coke.

And the baaarrman said 88888888888888888 we don't serve youse in here.



BBBoooBBB

See ya got to do a show tonight catch ya later.

Jeez where's Heather when you need her???? Even for you Bob that was a baaaad joke any sensible person would know that any self respecting ewe would only have a a dRAMbui and coke.

And the drunk old ram said baaargggerrit

bill w

Mango season is coming Marty.

Bob

Two sheep were driving along in a lambourghini, they tried to do a ewe turn and they hit a cherokee, it was a baaaad accident. It was so baaaad they had to chop them out of the vehicles. The police turned up to give them a roasting and said "ewe are supposed to share that lane. The ewe said "wool I would have, but the bloke in front of me tried to hogget'' The cop said "wool you mutton do that again.Shaun said,''they were lucky to escape, it was a shear drop''.The passenger said "ewe are gonna get curry when you tell maaa, she'll be in a real stew''The cop said ''I'll let ewe off''. The ewe said,"shank you'' The cop said, "I must go,got another job, I'll need to take a short cut, but meri-nos to call a rambulance, there's a fair bit of damage, ewe might have to hock it, but take stock of it first''

Sorry guys, it's late at night, best I could come up with.
Cheers
Sue

Bob, ewe started this.

oh don't be sorry Sue - YOU WIN

Maureen K Clifford wrote:Jeez where's Heather when you need her????

Heather lands in Cairns today and is swanning out to The Low Isles off Port Douglas tomorrow. It's raining at the minute and the sou-east trade wins are howling ... but at least it aint snowing. About 25 degrees.

Marty (the only Qld based ABPA member to be left off the Purple Moderators visiting itinerary )

Yeah we really turned on the weather for Heathers trip. Raining here as well and blowing a gale.


I think Heather said it all herself Queensland beautiful one day; perfect the next. pfffttt !!!




Bob

Oh Marty it's just that you are a little too far away from Cairns for her tiny feet to totter but surely you feel the love Mate