Moo Goo

[Bob Pacey]

Has anyone ever heard of a product called Moo Goo. i was given a sample tub of it today and used it on my rough old hands which are cut and blrmished and hey presto they may not look like a babies bum but they are a lot softer and clear.


It is based on the udder cream used in dairy farms. Gonna rub some on my face and see if it makes me young again but with my luck it will just give me a bigger nose.


Bob

[Neville Briggs]

There must be an amazing comical bush poem in that Bob.

[Bob Pacey]

The brochure is all cows giving testimonials Nev and a little note at the end that says All cows in this brochure are purley fictional and any resemblance to real characters is coincidental.


Something is really wrong here. The football is on TV and here I am on the poetry site.

Who would have thought. Ps don't tell Heather she might think I'm going soft.


Bobbit

[Heather]

You did say testimonials didn't you Bobbo? Just checking..

[Bob Pacey]

Hey I make the funnies around here. Wish I had thought of that.

Did you see I fixed the dogs photo and all on my ownsome, you just never know what you can do if you try.

I see you are trying to intimidate Caz well I think she is her own woman and will do as she pleases. I have sent her an offer that is too good to refuse.

Victory at last.

Shaved my mo off today took years off.


Bob

[Heather]

New picture required.

[Bob Pacey]

No way in the world. I have not been seen without it since the trial and they might be able to track me down. What is the use of the witness protection programme if you abuse it.

Hopeing it grows back minus the grey hairs. Will only take a couple of days.

Lovely ladies today at the Heart Foundation Fundraiser they really know how to have fun. One lady was the mother of an old school friend from my teens.


Bob ( Cleanskin ) Pacey

[Maureen K Clifford]

Bob reckons he’s a cleanskin and says he sports no brand
he’s using Moo Goo softener, no udder was at hand
he thinks ‘twill make his face as soft as a new baby’s bum
best grab this cleanskin fast Ladies and brand him ‘fore he runs.

[Bob Pacey]

Maureen that's wicked !!


Remember what you said about the milk, No branding required.

Just had a peek outside bit overcast and chilly but not raining, still around 13 degrees, golf is on so bye.


Bob

[Bob Pacey]

He rubs it on each morning
oh it really works a treat.
If it makes a difference to his face
He just might try it on his feet.

Some blokes may think it girley
but I'll let them snuff and snigger
there is one side effect I've found
My breasts are getting a bit bigger.

There's also shampoo and conditioner
in sealed bottles that will last
But now the bulls in the back paddock
start to moo when I walk past.