ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

(Parental guidance recommended....if they get back from the pub in time.)

Puberty sees certain changes in young females.....but also in young blokes...voices cracking...'etc' (won't go into that further) all attributed to rampaging hormones. So....when the rampage ages into 'frequent headaches' the quaks whack the girls on HRT. (Hormone Replacement Therapy.)

My question is this? When blokes' rampaging turns into couch potatoing, Why don't they put blokes on HRT?

Blokes go onto anti-depressants ‘cos they are grieving for their lost love.

Not me of course ‘cos I’m to tuff.

TTFN

Im on that already Glenny it is made in Bundaberg under special instructions.

Works a treat,

Bob

Glenny they already are - shorthand for his relaxation techniques - pills wont add to it as the males have perfected it.