ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Don't give - sell - then we could stop sending the poor buggers offshore and it would boost the economy at the same time.

Marty the easy way to find them would have been a compulsary subscription to Readers Digest.


They can find anybody.




Bob

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'Cows with Guns'?

Well, Marty, that's because cows have ear tags and illegal immigrants don't.

Heather perhaps they should:

Zondrae That’s Mad cows with guns now that’s scary.

Bob ya right about hiding from RD.

And about onshore or offshore It doesn’t matter much ‘cos when ya dead ya dead.

TTFN

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers