ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Geez . . . how much rubbish is there on youtube?

http://youtu.be/ConTA3dSibo

Marty

Oh, my, Marty! Several things immediately spring to mind.

Have you no shame?

Where do you buy your bras from? Do you get them fitted?

Why didn't you put the blonde wig on?

You have just illustrated perfectly why men do not have babies!

You are supposed to put the baby ON the breast - not under it!

you are not supposed to put the baby upside down on your knee and drop it!

Keep your legs together! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your poor, long suffering wife and daughters!

I think we have the same bookshelf!

What were you thinking?

Now I have seen everything!

Going back for another look!

That’s the Marty we went all the way to Cook Town to see and Roo trying to keep a straight face in the background, loved the good use of props Bay to put the jacket inside out and Willow to knock into the camera.

Great just great we loved it.

Err what was ya scratching 1 min 13 seconds in from the start.

TTFN Uncle

P S
Oh yair good poem too.

Yair just a trial run to see what works . . . in more ways than one - couldn't suss the editing out so it's warts n' all.
Whaddaya mean Heather 'long-suffering wife' - she's the one watchin' the footy with a cold can.
Dave . . yep, whoever said 'don't work with kids' (my goal is to disturb them )
and goodonya Boyce! I'm tryna make serious art here and you drag it down to the level of 'sun-dried figs poppin' outta shorts' typical

Sorry to take so long to reply I had to clean up the spew. I was ok until the family jewels adjustment, that brought on the heaving fits.


Your are right Heather I think we all must have one of those book cases.

Is that a ukulele on top of the cupboard ?

Missed the bloody boob completly Marty.


Oh one other thing move over a bit so we can see the footy !!!!

OOOOHHHHH gonna be sick again.


Bob

Ps I hope that was a potato ?

Marty you are a bloody idiot That was so good....I am still laughing. Another one for my Mum to watch, think these strange poets have got her a bit bluffed. I might have to start her off gently with some of Bills more refined renditions, then Bobs humour and then this

Superb back up from the kids and Roo

Well done Marty, great fun.

Cheers

Great stuff, Marty...but Dr Spock you ain't!

Cheers
David

I'm still laughing.

I'm still spewing !!!!!!


As a man you make an ugly woman. even the blonde wig would not have helped Heather.


Buuuuub Bob

Very impressive performance skills Marty. You were relaxed and natural, your voice was clear and pronuciation good. You also had good voice modulation, no tendency to monotone voice.
I wonder how Kerry O'Brien would have gone with the breast feeding part ...Naahhh...wouldn't have worked.