ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

SIX RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the mongrels name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
6. Talk softly, but carry a big stick.


Bob

... Three Rules for Living ...

1. Breathe in

2. Breathe out

3. Continue until dead ...

Hahaha good ones Bob. I particularly like 1 and 4 (but unfortunately 3 is too true to be funny).