ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

I saw an ad in the Weekend Australian newspaper for Father's Day gifts. One item was a pair of elastic sided country style boots, made of shiny crocodile skin leather!!!!What next ! crocodile leather manbags

...you and your bloody manbags Neville!....I was in town with Sheryl a couple of weeks ago, she had to do something and handed me her handbag and dissappeared, a couple of blokes gave me some funny looks as they passed, I quickly pointed out it wasn't actually mine!

You blokes are such woosses Do you think a female goes to pieces if a bloke asks her to hold his tool bag? - the one with hammers and nails and things in - elevate your minds gentlemen or to hold the rifle in the paddock. Do you think a female would be saying "Oh it's not mine" if someone gave her a funny look? Not on your Nellie

Crocodile boots - don't know about them Neville I reckon a bloke who wore them might perhaps be the bloke who runs two legged stock and maybe does have a matching 'man bag' and bears no resemblance whatsoever to Crocodile Dundee

G'day Ross, Maureen. I just can't see R.M. Williams in the crocodile boots.

That's it Marty

Nah me either Neville, I have three pairs of RM's and none are crocodile skin, the yanks would love 'em though I think so we will probably follow suit....well some may but not me!

If you want some good gear log on and look at Digeridoonas.

Swags and coolers ect all good stuff and not a crocodile in em.

Bob

I had a look Bob. Interesting . A didgeridoo bag, a can quiver and an oilskin doggy raincoat!!!!!

Nev I have a swag bag which I take my medication in when performimg, Never know when you will need it.

No chance anyone is gonna give me mouth to mouth if I keel over in the middle of a show.

I also have a 1 litre drink bottle cooler which can keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold, also looks the part when performing.

All Aussie made stuff as well.


Bob

And by your avatar, it seems that you do a great female impersonation
As you were, all changed.
Oh pheww ! thanks goodness, everything back to normal...er whatever that is.

That's good Bob about the swag, pragmatism wins the day.