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Funny Poems week.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:26 pm
by Bob Pacey
Next week is
International Funny Poem Week.
Better get the thinking cap on and see what I can come up with ?
Old or new it does not matter, lets have a full week of poems that make us laugh.
Bob
Re: Funny Poems week.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:21 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
Re: Funny Poems week.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:46 pm
by Bob Pacey
That's what it is all about Maureen I knew I could count on you.
Bob.
Re: Funny Poems week.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:30 pm
by Zondrae
G'day Bob,
I'm trying.. and as my kids remind me... "Yes, Mum.. very trying".
Re: Funny Poems week.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:45 pm
by Bob Pacey
Come on people I'm sure we can come up with some funny poems just for this week.
Been too much doom and gloom in the world of late.
Bob
Re: Funny Poems week.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:06 am
by manfredvijars
OK ... I'll kick it off with some more 'doom' ...
Birdie
(March 2006)
Little bird, pretty yellow, out strolling this day
cruising road's centre-line - failed to obey -
the warnings of Mummy. Here comes a car. SPLAT!
A glance in rear mirror ... awwwwww birdie’s all flat.
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Re: Funny Poems week.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:44 am
by Kym
... and in keeping with Manfred's gloomy funny poem ...
A peanut sat on the railway track,
his heart was all a flutter.
Around the corner came a train -
then - choof, choof ... peanut butter!!!
Re: Funny Poems week.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:07 am
by David Campbell
OK, so here's a brief political (and medical) offering:
An Aural Exam
Two doctors followed Hippocratic habit
and checked those mighty ears of Tony Abbott.
Each took a brand new otoscope and shone
its penetrating light through Tony’s scone.
And then their startled cries they failed to smother,
because…you’re right…those doctors saw each other!
Re: Funny Poems week.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:06 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
I thought you wanted big funny poems so did that with test tickles but don't know if it is funny or weird
Just my weird humour again but I am sure you mob will get it
well you know an iambic pentameter has 5 feet don't you?
MARYS LAMB - haiku
Mary and her lamb -
iambic pentameter
with an extra foot
Re: Funny Poems week.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:37 pm
by Heather
Poor Erry
Some years ago I had a mate
who had a very nasty trait
of being really hairy.
He couldn’t help his hairy state
you see, it was a family trait;
his dad was super hairy.
He also had a funny gait;
his legs were bowed from all the weight
that comes from being hairy.
His case created much debate;
they pondered how he’d procreate
‘cause he was way too hairy.
In time it was decreed by fate
and he became the dad of eight
all equally as hairy!
Silly I know - but I finished it and now it's off my "to-do" list....
