ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

This bloke goes to a doctor to get his sickie note signed.


The doctor says ok and reaches into his pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.

Damm! he says and the guy panics.

Is there a problem Doc.

Yeah some Bum has walked off with my pen again.





Robert

Blimey - What a bummer.

Remind me not to put you two in a room together!