ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled GREAT FREE CHRISTMAS STUFF, regardless who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A MESMERIZING HOLOGRAM, which captures your undivided attention and 'burns' a portion of your brain.

THIS IS THE WORST VIRUS EVER according to an old mate of mine who used to be in IT but is now heavily into booze.

It has been classified by Microsoft as the MOST DESTRUCTIVE virus ever. Apple are in denial and their last comment was, "WHAT THE F***!!! The Linux mob said, "OOOPS".

This virus was discovered by my Mate yesterday, and there is no fix yet for this EVIL virus. This virus simply burns the portion of your brain into accepting (and singing along to) crappy Christmas songs like "All I want for Christmas is yew". It also compels you to wear those funny red pointy hats with fur around the bottom and walk around with a dopey grin on the 25th of the month while deleting, without trace, ALL the currents and raisins in your Christmas cakes and puddings!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

It's true Manfred, a friend of mine got it and walks around all day singing " The Little Drummer Boy". I'm giving him a christmas pudding laced with hemlock to help his recovery.
Parrh ruppa pum pum, ruppa pum pum. ....I think I'll give him the pudding and I'll take the hemlock .

I like the Little Drummer Boy especially when accompanied by Bag Pipes.

Hemlock's not bad either, but ya gotta take it with dry ginger.

TTFN Mr

Wait that might be I like a Lock of her Hem>

Sheez I dunno I think I'm getting older every day.

TTFN I Think.

Little Drummer Boy AND Bagpipes. .....this virus is deadly...help

' Great Free Christmas stuff ' Okay.

"Thanks". I've been warned.
Jim.