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Santa
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:52 pm
by Dave Smith
Santa's Gone.
Guest's Gone.
Waistline's Gone.
Oh Dear.

Re: Santa
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:14 pm
by william williams
Hell my waist line gone too Dave
Dam it now it will take months to get it mine back
That's if I can find it
bill williams
Re: Santa
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:07 pm
by manfredvijars
... Hahh!!!, Mine's
BIG - and EASY to find ...

Re: Santa
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:27 pm
by william williams
Manfred !
I bet you your's ain't as big as mine.
why if mine was much bigger
I'd use a surcingle as a belt

Why

what else did you think I was talking about
bill the old battler
Re: Santa
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:12 pm
by Neville Briggs
Nice little bit of free verse there Dave....

....
I had to look up surcingle Bill... the dictionary says it is a band for a horse's body or girdle for a cassock, so are you going to be a stallion or a monk?.

Re: Santa
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:25 pm
by Dave Smith
I'll bet in days of yore it would have been Stallion.
TTFN
