ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

This was my shot at the Poets Brawl in Boyup Brook, I had the line about three hours, talk about make ya head spin.

My line was,
I’ve got this deep dark secret,


The Hair Brush Incident

Mum’s looking for her hairbrush she’s looking everywhere,
Sal said, “them boys have had it,” Mum said “they wouldn’t dare!”
We were looking in the cupboards and every where around,
Us boys said, “What a waste of time it never will be found.”

They had us looking under things, in every nook and cranny,
They made us strip search all the beds we even strip searched Granny.
Granny took offence at this and grabbed her walking cane
And in her anger took after us intent to cause us pain.

We boys got right out of there, made a beeline for the door,
From Granny with her walking stick we could take no more.
For the safety of our skins and our peace of mind,
We bolted for the outhouse leaving Granny far behind.

Maybe this is déjà vu we’d been out here before
When Sally saw us with the brush as we went out the door
I’ve got this deep dark secret, it really isn’t funny
As we were fighting over it we dropped it down the dunny.

Was able to read it in 58.5 seconds


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Goodonya Dave ya left 1.5 seconds to suck in a big deep breath ay

Marty

So did ya retrieve it or not DAVID ?????




Bob

Hi Dave

I love it!!!!!!
Talk about toilet humour!!!!




Sue

Good on ya poet Dave!

Heather

G’day Folks

Yeah Warooa an old bloke like me could pass out from lack of breath.

Bob not me mate it would have to be at least $50.

Sue if it’s about a Dunny it just has to be funny.

Tanks Heather I’m called lots of things, not often a Poet; I love it.

TTFN