I was discussing the renaissance musician Michael Praetorius with a friend and I discovered the curious thing that his name was actually Michael Shultz. As in Sergeant Shultz " I know nuthing " .
There was a fashion in past times for people to make their names into Latin sounding words as this was considered " posh ".
Shultz means a magistrate or a town sherriff or head man , and I found out that Praetorius means magistrate or head man in Latin. The place where Romans had court was called the Praetorium.
So Shultzy decided to sound grand by becoming Praetorius.
And I got to thinking how there were others. Cristoforo Colombo, hey duzzen matta, became Christopher Columbus, Erasmus Roterdamus ( famous philosopher, trust me) took this name
because he came from the Dutch city of Rotterdam.
The dynasty of the Holy Roman Emperor, Charles was known as the Carolingian because Charles relates to the Latin name Carolus.
A very curious Latinisation is the English Stuart monarchs known as the Jacobeans. This comes about because the Jewish name Jacob gets poshified into Latin as Jacobus and the pronunciation of Jacobus gradually gets morphed into Jam-uss or James.
My own name Briggs, is a Germanic name coming from Brücke, meaning bridge. If I were to Latinise my surname it would become Pontius, the Latin word for bridge. Hence a pontoon, a type of bridge. ( My mate at Orange calls me a poltroon but that isn't a bridge ).
This is perhaps not desirable , as it would relate to Pontius Pilate ( that's Pon-tius Pil-ar-tay by the way) who infamously washed his hands of responsibility.
Talking of Pontius Pilate, I realized that our old mate Banjo has a name taken from the Irish for son of the father. It becomes a half Latin Pater, father and English son. Pater-son, son of the father.
interestingly the man released from crucifixion by Pontius Pilate had the Aramaic name Barabbas which also means son of the father. Banjo Barabbas might not have caught on.
If we are going to be poets we have to be fascinated by words.

That's enough for now, I have something to do, go and make tea.