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The Great Spillard

Post by Bob Pacey » Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:46 pm

Hi my name is Julia and I'm feeling pretty pissed
I thought I was in charge but that's a dream I missed.
I got my good mate Simon to call out Kevins hand
But my bloody plan back fired, now no one's left to stand.

Bob
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Re: The Great Spillard

Post by Bob Pacey » Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:54 pm

Hi my name is Julia and I'm feeling pretty pissed
I thought I was in charge but that's a dream I missed.
I got my good mate Simon to call out Kevins hand
But my bloody plan back fired, now no one's left to stand.

Bob

None of my party like me cause they think I'm such a witch
I'll make any deal to stay in power and that Kevins such a snitch.
I just tell them all that we will win and there's no need to panic
But it is almost like I'm moving deck chairs on the Titanic.


Bob
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After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

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Re: The Great Spillard

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:22 pm

eighteen viewers and no additions John obviously a lot of Gillard lover out there close it it you wish

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Re: The Great Spillard

Post by Peely » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:40 pm

Hi my name is Julia and I'm feeling pretty pissed
I thought I was in charge but that's a dream I missed.
I got my good mate Simon to call out Kevins hand
But my bloody plan back fired, now no one's left to stand.
Bob

None of my party like me cause they think I'm such a witch
I'll make any deal to stay in power and that Kevins such a snitch.
I just tell them all that we will win and there's no need to panic
But it is almost like I'm moving deck chairs on the Titanic.
Bob

September may be some time off, I still think I can win -
though many seem to think it best I stop and just give in.
I'm out of favour in the polls, but what do voters know?
For they don't run the country, it is me who runs the show.
JP

Up and running again Bob, hopefully it might get a few more contributions yet.
John Peel - The Man from Gilmore Creek

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Re: The Great Spillard

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:54 pm

Hi my name is Julia and I'm feeling pretty pissed
I thought I was in charge but that's a dream I missed.
I got my good mate Simon to call out Kevins hand
But my bloody plan back fired, now no one's left to stand.
Bob

None of my party like me cause they think I'm such a witch
I'll make any deal to stay in power and that Kevins such a snitch.
I just tell them all that we will win and there's no need to panic
But it is almost like I'm moving deck chairs on the Titanic.
Bob

September may be some time off, I still think I can win -
though many seem to think it best I stop and just give in.
I'm out of favour in the polls, but what do voters know?
For they don't run the country, it is me who runs the show.
JP

I need to get some quick cash in so I can splurge some more
I know I'll hit the super funds, I'll screw them to the core.
Then when they all start screaming the poles will hardly get a mention
and I can spend the funds I haven't got by adding to the pension.

Bob
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

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Re: The Great Spillard

Post by Peely » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:09 pm

Hi my name is Julia and I'm feeling pretty pissed
I thought I was in charge but that's a dream I missed.
I got my good mate Simon to call out Kevins hand
But my bloody plan back fired, now no one's left to stand.
Bob

None of my party like me cause they think I'm such a witch
I'll make any deal to stay in power and that Kevins such a snitch.
I just tell them all that we will win and there's no need to panic
But it is almost like I'm moving deck chairs on the Titanic.
Bob

September may be some time off, I still think I can win -
though many seem to think it best I stop and just give in.
I'm out of favour in the polls, but what do voters know?
For they don't run the country, it is me who runs the show.
JP

I need to get some quick cash in so I can splurge some more
I know I'll hit the super funds, I'll screw them to the core.
Then when they all start screaming the poles will hardly get a mention
and I can spend the funds I haven't got by adding to the pension.
Bob

And just when all you Aussies out there think you can relax,
I'll hit you with an N. A. T. - that's "Needs Another Tax".
I'll take my funds from everywhere, from every Nige and Neville -
if I dig a hole that's deep enough, I'll take some from the Devil.
JP
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Re: The Great Spillard

Post by Peely » Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:41 pm

With the change in leadership of the country, this one is no longer current, might as well put it to bed I think.
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Re: The Great Spillard

Post by Bob Pacey » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:29 am

Hi my name is Julia and I'm feeling pretty pissed
I thought I was in charge but that's a dream I missed.
I got my good mate Simon to call out Kevins hand
But my bloody plan back fired, now no one's left to stand.
Bob

None of my party like me cause they think I'm such a witch
I'll make any deal to stay in power and that Kevins such a snitch.
I just tell them all that we will win and there's no need to panic
But it is almost like I'm moving deck chairs on the Titanic.
Bob

September may be some time off, I still think I can win -
though many seem to think it best I stop and just give in.
I'm out of favour in the polls, but what do voters know?
For they don't run the country, it is me who runs the show.
JP

I need to get some quick cash in so I can splurge some more
I know I'll hit the super funds, I'll screw them to the core.
Then when they all start screaming the poles will hardly get a mention
and I can spend the funds I haven't got by adding to the pension.
Bob

And just when all you Aussies out there think you can relax,
I'll hit you with an N. A. T. - that's "Needs Another Tax".
I'll take my funds from everywhere, from every Nige and Neville -
if I dig a hole that's deep enough, I'll take some from the Devil.
JP

Well the poo has really hit the fan since Kevie got the gong
We need a shot of old charisma cause our parties on the pong.
So I'll just fade into the background and hope you all remember
I was the one who made this mess when you vote in September.

Bob

The End Quick John before Mausie reads this
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

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