ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Had some problems at the supermarket this morning. as I went to pay the checkout girl said " Strip down Facing Me ! "


I thought this is security gone mad but i had nothing to hide so I complied.

Her screams brought the manager and security guard running. ! Now I'm in trouble.

How was I to know she meant my credit card in the bloody machine.

Ya gotta make instructions clear to us oldies.


Bob

that would have to be the first time you enjoyed following instructions bob


bill w

...you bloody dope!

C'mon Bob . . . rehashing your old jokes is fine if they're funny

give us something new(ish)

Knew I'd heard it somewhere before

just in case you missed it . . Bob's 'getting older'

Decidely different this one is called security the other one is called getting older and it was a different supermarket ???


I think

Bob

The heat's getting to ya Bob.