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DollyDot
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Paddy & Murphy

Post by DollyDot » Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:42 pm

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!"

He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts "I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!"
Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home" So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

"Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman.

"I can't work in the flamin’ dark!" says Murphy.
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Re: Paddy & Murphy

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:32 pm

Totally understandable and besides it would be a safety hazard. :roll:
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Re: Paddy & Murphy

Post by Dave Smith » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:34 am

Them two poor old buggars have coped a flogging over the years but still can raise a laugh.

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