ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Two old fellas were sitting on a park bench?
When one turned to the other to the other and asked.
"How much do you think it costs for a pirate to get his ears pierced" .
His mate pondered on this question and reckoned.
"About a BUCKANEER".

I know another one a bit like that Bill ?


Can not post it on the site though.

Bob