It is well known that humour is regional, but this is the first joke that I can say is truly Queenslander:
At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general
managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX
(Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves
sitting at the same table for lunch.
When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said
without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."
The head of Carlton & United smiled and said, Make mine a VB."
To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of
Beers."
And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on
the planet."
The General Manager of XXXX paused a moment and then placed his order:
"I'll have a Diet Coke."
The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.
"Well, he said with a shrug, if you buggers aren't drinking beer, then
neither will I.
WOT'LL YOU HAVE?
- Glenny Palmer
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WOT'LL YOU HAVE?
The purpose of my life is to serve as a warning to others.
Re: WOT'LL YOU HAVE?
Gee Glenny I thought you were going to say Harns Light
bill williams
bill williams
Re: WOT'LL YOU HAVE?
now Glenny this might settle the argument
DRINK UP AUSTRALIANS the pubs need you
They may be illiterate,
but they made their mark there were FOUR X s on the paper.
Saturday was where they were to meet at the CASCADE at SOUTHARK
near the WEST END where the tree up on the CROWN showed its GOLD TOP.
The TOOHEYS brothers were late.
Poor old CARLTON was bitter for he was in the draft
but he was rather glad his mates came.
There was HIENECAN, MILLERS, BUDWIESSER and his solid mate
GUINESS, STOUT he must be for he held up his friend FOSTER, LIGHT headed he was,
for he had been kicked by an EMU and chased by a SWAN, LAGER
you see did not agree with him nor did PALE ALE
so he drunk a DARWIN STUBBIE but that’s another story
Written by Bill Williams 30 October 2004 ©
DRINK UP AUSTRALIANS the pubs need you
They may be illiterate,
but they made their mark there were FOUR X s on the paper.
Saturday was where they were to meet at the CASCADE at SOUTHARK
near the WEST END where the tree up on the CROWN showed its GOLD TOP.
The TOOHEYS brothers were late.
Poor old CARLTON was bitter for he was in the draft
but he was rather glad his mates came.
There was HIENECAN, MILLERS, BUDWIESSER and his solid mate
GUINESS, STOUT he must be for he held up his friend FOSTER, LIGHT headed he was,
for he had been kicked by an EMU and chased by a SWAN, LAGER
you see did not agree with him nor did PALE ALE
so he drunk a DARWIN STUBBIE but that’s another story
Written by Bill Williams 30 October 2004 ©
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Re: WOT'LL YOU HAVE?
Good yarn Glenny, I might even use m'self, do you know why they have four x's on the cans?
'cos ya not allowed to write "S**t" on beer cans.
TTFN
PS I like yours as well Bill goodonya.
'cos ya not allowed to write "S**t" on beer cans.
TTFN
PS I like yours as well Bill goodonya.
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