ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

A Qld. Farmer was walking down to his dam when he saw a young bloke lying down and lapping the water into his mouth with one hand.

"OY!! Don't be drinking that water, aye! It's full of cow shit and horse piss!"

The young bloke looked up and said, "Sorry mate, I didn't understand you, I'm from NSW."

The Farmer repeated, "I said use two hands and you won't spill any, aye!"

And then he added 'I drink mine from the dam with the bullshit in it, aye!'