Senior Monents
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:10 pm
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his elderly neighbour came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox. The neighbour opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later the neighbour came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house the neighbour went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here came his neighbour again! The neighbour marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed . . . harder than ever!
Puzzled by his neighbour's actions, the man asked, "Is something wrong?"
To which his neighbour replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
A little later the neighbour came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house the neighbour went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here came his neighbour again! The neighbour marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed . . . harder than ever!
Puzzled by his neighbour's actions, the man asked, "Is something wrong?"
To which his neighbour replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"