ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him very frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a
super calloused fragile mystic

hexed by halitosis.

Bob

at last, a joke I haven't heard!