SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:35 pm
SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED,
If you take goods from a shop
Without paying
You will be arrested
If you sell inedible fruit
If you sell meat pumped up with water
If you sell food laced with chemicals
You will not be arrested
If you take fruit, meat or
Chemically preserved food
Without paying
You will be arrested
If you buy cheap as dirt
And sell at exorbitant prices
If you market useless rubbish to children
If you sell wares that fall far short of claimed quality
You will not be arrested
If you take cotton shirts
Plastic baubles or cheap
Kitchenware
Without paying
You will be arrested
If you take goods from a shop
Without paying
You will be arrested
If you sell inedible fruit
If you sell meat pumped up with water
If you sell food laced with chemicals
You will not be arrested
If you take fruit, meat or
Chemically preserved food
Without paying
You will be arrested
If you buy cheap as dirt
And sell at exorbitant prices
If you market useless rubbish to children
If you sell wares that fall far short of claimed quality
You will not be arrested
If you take cotton shirts
Plastic baubles or cheap
Kitchenware
Without paying
You will be arrested