
One of the funniest things I've heard was at a WPHS meeting once where a number of old bushies where forced to attend. Some beauracratic muppet was droning on in a patronising tone about some trivial gumph when this grizzled old cow cocky stood up and said "Look . . . If we were all as incompetent as you'd have us believe, we'd all just be torsos draggin' ourselves around by our teeth by now."

Marty