Abbott, Abbott, Abbott
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:24 pm
Abbott, Abbott, Abbott
It’s become a nasty habit all this Abbott! Abbott! Abbott!
For he can’t be held to blame for all that’s wrong;
It seems ev’ry Labor rabbit’s shouting Abbott! Abbott! Abbott!
Just because their poor old party’s had the gong.
When we speak of Liberal rats, or of those who bought pink bats,
It’s unfair to put the slipper into Abbott.
It’s not his fault that the speaker is a stooge for someone weaker
(Julia knew ol slipp’ry Pete was sure to grab it.)
And he didn’t spend the kitty, but okay his ears ain’t pretty,
But then Julia ain’t no painting done in oils,
And at least he’s not a phony, what you get is just old Tony
And if nothing else you’ve gotta say he toils.
And he won’t waste dough on schools - building crap conceived by fools,
And he’ll take a knife to the bureaucracy;
All the lefties will be chased, to the hills with all their waste,
Maybe Abbott will restore Democracy -
Abbott! Abbott! Abbott!
© Dennis N. O'Brien, 2012
It’s become a nasty habit all this Abbott! Abbott! Abbott!
For he can’t be held to blame for all that’s wrong;
It seems ev’ry Labor rabbit’s shouting Abbott! Abbott! Abbott!
Just because their poor old party’s had the gong.
When we speak of Liberal rats, or of those who bought pink bats,
It’s unfair to put the slipper into Abbott.
It’s not his fault that the speaker is a stooge for someone weaker
(Julia knew ol slipp’ry Pete was sure to grab it.)
And he didn’t spend the kitty, but okay his ears ain’t pretty,
But then Julia ain’t no painting done in oils,
And at least he’s not a phony, what you get is just old Tony
And if nothing else you’ve gotta say he toils.
And he won’t waste dough on schools - building crap conceived by fools,
And he’ll take a knife to the bureaucracy;
All the lefties will be chased, to the hills with all their waste,
Maybe Abbott will restore Democracy -
Abbott! Abbott! Abbott!
© Dennis N. O'Brien, 2012