The Purple Moderator

[Dave Smith]

You lot have been having fun while I have been in the shed working all day.

But I found a newer quick growing Heather.

A new quick growing Heather.jpg

[Heather]

Oh Dave! It's just like a Christmas tree! How sweet!

Dave, you can be my friend now....

[Heather]

All I can say is there would be trouble if there were THAT many of me.

Gonna have to discover how you do that..

[Dave Smith]

Secret mens Business.

[Heather]

Ok, so can you make them turn off and on like Christmas lights?

[Dave Smith]

Hey Marty an bob I’m not too worried it’s too far for them even if they had a fast broom.

But you must understand purple is a good colour for heather or they would not grow it that colour in Scotland.

TTFN The not fraidy cat.

[william williams]

HEY DAVE WE HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH ONE LET ALONE THAT MANY

[Heather]

What are you saying you fellas? What trouble? Look at that face. Butter wouldn't melt in its mouth!

[Heather]

Really not sure what I did to deserve a little heather christmas tree but thanks Dave! You must have a lot of spare time at the moment...

[Dave Smith]

I was just browsing looking for Proteas and some photos of Scottish moors came up with acres of heather and I just put together the purple moderator and the purple heather, seemed to me the right thing to do.

I may have to do something with roses and Martyboy, you know a bit thorny at times.

TTFN