Funny Poems week.

[Bob Pacey]

Next week is

International Funny Poem Week.


Better get the thinking cap on and see what I can come up with ?

Old or new it does not matter, lets have a full week of poems that make us laugh.


Bob

[Maureen K Clifford]

WHAT FUN - I'm in.

[Bob Pacey]

That's what it is all about Maureen I knew I could count on you.



Bob.

[Zondrae]

G'day Bob,

I'm trying.. and as my kids remind me... "Yes, Mum.. very trying".

[Bob Pacey]

Come on people I'm sure we can come up with some funny poems just for this week.


Been too much doom and gloom in the world of late.

Bob

[manfredvijars]

OK ... I'll kick it off with some more 'doom' ...

Birdie
(March 2006)

Little bird, pretty yellow, out strolling this day
cruising road's centre-line - failed to obey -
the warnings of Mummy. Here comes a car. SPLAT!
A glance in rear mirror ... awwwwww birdie’s all flat.
---

[Kym]

... and in keeping with Manfred's gloomy funny poem ...

A peanut sat on the railway track,
his heart was all a flutter.
Around the corner came a train -
then - choof, choof ... peanut butter!!!

[David Campbell]

OK, so here's a brief political (and medical) offering:

An Aural Exam

Two doctors followed Hippocratic habit
and checked those mighty ears of Tony Abbott.
Each took a brand new otoscope and shone
its penetrating light through Tony’s scone.
And then their startled cries they failed to smother,
because…you’re right…those doctors saw each other!

[Maureen K Clifford]

I thought you wanted big funny poems so did that with test tickles but don't know if it is funny or weird

Just my weird humour again but I am sure you mob will get it well you know an iambic pentameter has 5 feet don't you?

MARYS LAMB - haiku




Mary and her lamb -
iambic pentameter
with an extra foot

[Heather]

Poor Erry

Some years ago I had a mate
who had a very nasty trait
of being really hairy.

He couldn’t help his hairy state
you see, it was a family trait;
his dad was super hairy.

He also had a funny gait;
his legs were bowed from all the weight
that comes from being hairy.

His case created much debate;
they pondered how he’d procreate
‘cause he was way too hairy.

In time it was decreed by fate
and he became the dad of eight
all equally as hairy!

Silly I know - but I finished it and now it's off my "to-do" list....