Funny Poems week.

[Kym]

Good one Owly. My hubbie has the same problem with commas (and apologies). Instead of saying "I'm sorry, you're right", he says "I'm sorry you're right". Same words, entirely different meaning ...

[r.magnay]

...bloody women!.... man can't even say sorry without them having to have a full investigation into whether or not it is some sort of conspiracy!.......

[Bob Pacey]

Read an article the other day on the games women play very interesting article on very interesting creatures ????


The most loaded question in the world. ( Darling does my bum look big in this ???

Cannot win no matter what you say.


Come on you lot only two days to go to get your funny poem in no matter how short or how long. If you tend to write serious it is a good exercise and if you nearly always write funny it is good practice.




Robert Pacey I. A. W. P. Esquire.

[Kym]

Don’t Scare Grandpa

You know when someone has the hiccups, a fright is supposed to chase them away? Well, maybe there should be an age restriction on that cure!

Poor Grandpa kept going “Hicc-up!”
So Fred had a plan to sneak up.
He jumped out - “Take that!”
Well, old Grandpa just shat!
Then ... uh-oh ... he went belly up!

[Kym]

Fluffy’s Affliction

Good Gracious! Good Lord, Mrs Hubble!
Poor Fluffy’s blown up like a bubble!
I know you’re not dumb,
but that cork in his bum,
would have to be part of the trouble!

[Kym]

Sneezing

My Grandad always says to me that when I have to sneeze,
to put my hand across my mouth – “Achoo!” Excuse me please!
It doesn’t stop me sneezing though, I still sneeze underneath,
but Grandad puts HIS hand in front to catch his flying teeth!!!

[william williams]

and a good on you KYM


Now bob you must remember
That this is the end of September
An words that she’ll won’t tender
SORRY when she's wrongto the other gender

Bill w

[Kym]

Ka-Boom

Little Mike hid away in his room,
as he heard you can light certain fumes.
So he struck up a match,
‘neath his “southerly hatch” ...
and he made an enormous
Ka-Boom!!!

... sorry, I can't my picture for this one work for some reason??? .....

[Bob Pacey]

Wow !!!!! Thanks Kym wind her up and watch her go.


The dog one does it for me

A sneeze is not a sneeze
unless you let out a scream and shout
yeah a sneeze is not a sneeze
unless your bloody teeth fly out !!!!!


Bob Pacey I. A W. P. Esquire