The things you would least like to hear

[Dave Smith]

You’re on holidays flying over seas and the pilot comes on and says “This is the Captain speaking now please repeat after me.”
“OUR FATHER THAT ART IN HEAVEN.”

TTFN

[Zondrae]

G'day Dave,

I'm glad to see someone start a new thread....

My offering to this topic is..

You are sitting alone in a funeral parlor when a voice comes over the pa... . "Next"

[r.magnay]

When I was doing my apprenticeship, we had to do some work in an old church, as with many old churches the ceiling was raked up the roof until about halfway then a small ceiling space was created in the last bit of the roof pitch, I was up in the space running some cables when a mate of mine come to see me, the ceiling had three big mesh vents in it and I could see down into the church, as he gingerly entered the building, not knowing where I was, I boomed out through the vent..."This is the Lord speaknig"....this bloke nearly met his maker right there and then!..........I didn't really think I was the lord, by the way....

[manfredvijars]

Hahahahaha ....

[Stephen Whiteside]

Ross, that reminds me of one of my all-time favourite songs - 'The Blacksmith and the Toffee Maker' by Jake Thackray.

You can find it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDkQQRNcT3c

[Dave Smith]

When we young blokes at home our mother had the habit of putting the emphasis on the last part of our name,
and you didn’t want to hear that like “DAVID”

[Robyn]

Pretty close to the bone for me Dave... I was in the back of a four seater aircraft at 5000 ft when the pilot looked back and me, crossed himself and said... well I'm not sure if we are allowed to swear on this forum, but he said "We're f...."

[Heather]

Tell us more Robyn. How did you get out of that one? (Was he serious?)

[Bob Pacey]

Why would We're Flying scare you ???????


Bob

[r.magnay]

Yeah Bob I was wondering that too....