Keeping Up With The Campbells

[Heather]

Oh Neville, where have you run off to? I am laughing so hard you should be able to hear me! Of course I'll go to the naughty corner if you ALL think I should...... oh boy, I'm a naughty moderator!

[Heather]

Can I come out now? It's lonely in the naughty corner.......

[Bob Pacey]

Look over in the other cornor I'm always here.





This is my home.


Bob

[David Campbell]

Hi Heather

Not sure why you’re in the naughty corner…and poetry circles don’t have corners, anyway! I can’t speak for Ellis, but according to the authority invested in me by the Great Haggis I hereby confer upon you the title of Honorary Campbell, a distinction to be worn with pride, a cork-fringed Tam o’ Shanter, and a purple tartan coin skirt.


David

[Heather]

Aaawwww shucks David First a poem and now a conferment. Purple tartan coin skirt - now there's a thought!

Heather

[Zondrae]

hey David..

what about me? Don't I qualify as an honorary Campbell too? I've been round longer than Heather.

[David Campbell]

Of course you do, Zondrae! You and Heather are forthwith both invited to the annual Hogmanay Running of the Sporrans, a devilishly dangerous Campbell festival during which members of the clan have to run around Loch Lomond pursued by a pack of feral sporrans. Those who survive receive a year's supply of McHaggisburgers.

Yummmm!
David

[Heather]

Hmmm, sounds a bit suspect.

Have you got a coin skirt Zondrae? Reckon we need to get you one. We could ride on the float together at Tamworth and show 'em what we got!

Still want to be a Campbell Zondrae?

[Zondrae]

Aye, I'll be proud te be a Campbell.

I'm ney a-feared a sporrens - and Hogmanay is past for this year.

I don't have a coin skirt but I do have one of those hip scarves with the coins on it. Unfortunately I won't be at Tamworth this year. Perhaps next year.

[Heather]

That is a coin skirt Zondrae. Shame you won't be at Tamworth. Next year maybe.

Heather