The Haircut
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:02 am
The barber said “A dollar a cut,
that’s all you have to pay.
And everyone you pass will smile
so sweetly and they’ll say,
oh Mrs Brown what a beautiful boy.
He looks just like his dad.
Could you have guessed that you’d be blessed
with this happy and handsome lad”?
Then Mrs Brown with a frightening frown
on the barber did wildly whirl.
“You bleeding blowhard open your eyes.
He’s a girl you twit he’s a girl.
that’s all you have to pay.
And everyone you pass will smile
so sweetly and they’ll say,
oh Mrs Brown what a beautiful boy.
He looks just like his dad.
Could you have guessed that you’d be blessed
with this happy and handsome lad”?
Then Mrs Brown with a frightening frown
on the barber did wildly whirl.
“You bleeding blowhard open your eyes.
He’s a girl you twit he’s a girl.