ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Lyric for Older Ladies
by Donnalou Stevens

Well, I ain’t 16, not a beauty queen.
My eyes are baggin’ and my skin is saggin’
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

I ain’t 20 either and I don’t care neither.
My hair is gray and I like it that way.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love.

If you don’t think I rock, well we ain’t gonna roll.
If you don’t think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold.
If you wanna younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
Cuz if you can’t see what it is you’ve got,
Then you ain’t getting me.

I got cellulite and achin’ feet
My thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle and wiggle
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love
My tummy ain’t tucked or liposucked.
It’s a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love

See, I’m no longer desperate. I’ll only have a man
if he has the smarts to see how HOT that I still am.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well sweet pea.
If you can’t see what it is you have, you ain’t having me.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE!!!

I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck
It makes a double chin whenever I grin
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love
WellI got little breasts that droop from my chest,
purt near down all the way to my nest.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
Maybe that’s not love

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE!!!
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE!!!

Sir Walter Ralegh wrote;

Love likes not the falling fruit
From the withered tree
............
But true love is a durable fire
In the mind ever burning;
Never sick, never old, never dead,
From itself never turning.


p.s. Have we ben introduced to Donnalou Stevens.

Did you see the video clip of Older Ladies Manfred?
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http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-d ... G3z1JHe.03