Homework w/e 19.03.12 - Have you heard?
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:01 pm
Just a bit of fun but you should get the idea - lets see who can be the most innovative -
Have you heard of the place Yackandandah
where the flies are so big that they brand yer?
There’s a caravan park
that they say hits the mark
and to most tastes they try hard to pander.
Have you been up to see Uluru?
It's a bloody great rock this is true.
But there’s dingoes galore
so don’t camp on the floor
of your tent - just in case they get you.
There was a bloke from Dirranbandi
who thought a Maccas would be handy
he quite fancied fries
but not seasoned with flies
and he only drank Vok Cherry Brandy
No doubt you know Glenny has gone
up to Theodore – crocs tagged along.
Now in the moonlight
they sit posting at night
‘cause they miss the old bush poets throng.
MKC ©
Have you heard of the place Yackandandah
where the flies are so big that they brand yer?
There’s a caravan park
that they say hits the mark
and to most tastes they try hard to pander.
Have you been up to see Uluru?
It's a bloody great rock this is true.
But there’s dingoes galore
so don’t camp on the floor
of your tent - just in case they get you.
There was a bloke from Dirranbandi
who thought a Maccas would be handy
he quite fancied fries
but not seasoned with flies
and he only drank Vok Cherry Brandy
No doubt you know Glenny has gone
up to Theodore – crocs tagged along.
Now in the moonlight
they sit posting at night
‘cause they miss the old bush poets throng.
MKC ©