ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

If I could have ‘another go’
I wouldn’t have to ask; I’d know
I wouldn’t have to wrack me brain
to figure how to ease the strain
of stretching pennies into quids
I’d have a dozen flamin’ kids
and Centrelink could pay their way
and I could have a holiday.

If I could have ‘another go’
I’d get me tenner back, you know
the one I lent to bloody Dick
who only stayed one night, the…sod
I’d get me hubby back and then
divorce the blighter once again
but this time use his dirty tricks
to get me house back, in the sticks.

If I could have ‘another go’
a wealthy bloke is who I’d show
me skill at draining bank accounts
accruing for meself amounts
I never in me wildest dreams
imagined I could use for schemes
to make meself a fancy tart
(you know the sort, they never… faux par)

If I could have ‘another go’
me attributes would be on show
I wouldn’t be as near refined
as wot I am, I’d be inclined
to shorten up me patchwork skirt
and ditch me corsets (and me shirt)
I’d reincarnate admirably
cos I’d come back as bloody ME!

You're unique Glenny, you couldn't be anyone but you

But that's what you came back as last time, Glenny.

......made a right mess of it, eh Neil?.....

Oooh Neville...I'll live on that for a week...(I think...)

Dick and sod don't rhyme Glenny - what happened there Oh I get it Goodoh

You devil woman you I like your style girl

te he... Ta xx

Paterson would spell it..faux pas..Glenny

whoops - and he would probably be right Neville but even if he wasn't he would be bloody sure he was

Glenny should have just stuck with the fart word rather than make such a social blunder

I was going for the plural!!.....