ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Me head it ain’t in the clouds I’m that sort of bloke
So I’ll search for me engine cause me plane it is broke
Me girlfriend her name is Dot com. ing, an boy it's hot
No food in the house cause the mouse got the lot
I’ve only spaghetti tangled like a clover leaf junction
an I’ll tell you mates this yarns a slow connection

Sounds like paltry pickings at your place Bill - between the mouse and the spaghetti and Dot not being much of a cook

I don't know old fella, is your head in clouds of that funny smoke.