Homework WE 25/1/15 - "Heave Ho" by AJ McIntyre
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 9:09 pm
I'd love to write a sea shanty in response to the current homework prompts - and there certainly has been a wealth of inspiring verse already submitted! However, my 90 year old mother suffered a stroke last week, so I'm rather time-constrained and mentally challenged at the moment.
Therefore, as time will run out before my brain gets into the right gear - I thought I would share someone else's poem this time around. It is along the lines of David's fishing experience, and was written many years ago by a local poet. I did not know him personally but his work influenced me in my early writing days. He has long since passed away.
AJ McIntyre (known as Mac) was a peanut farmer in the South Burnett region of Queensland. He and his wife retired to Hervey Bay, and his poems used to grace the pages of our local newspaper back in the 70s and 80s (when newspapers had a weekly "poetry corner"). He wrote both humorous and serious verse, and had a rare gift for capturing "the moment"!
I still have and treasure his small self-published booklet "Sometimes I Worry Me" which is subtitled "A Collection of Dingbat Poetry Guaranteed to Whip Your Interest Up to a Wide Yawn". I wish I'd been able to tell him the part he played in my poetry journey.
Enjoy!
HEAVE HO
They tell me it's mind over matter
When the stomach begins to rebel,
And the dinghy is rocking and rolling
In a nauseous easterly swell.
Now this doesn't bring you much comfort
Or make your plight easy to bear
When the cold sweat has popped out all over
And your mind is just numb with despair.
Draped over the side of the dinghy
With your head near the water beneath,
While your stomach uncoils like a mainspring
And you hang on like mad to your teeth!
You've lost all your poise and your polish,
Your dignity ... torn to a shred
As another big spasm engulfs you
And you're wishing real hard you were dead.
The furrowed old brow is quite clammy,
The face is a pale shade of green,
And a shuddering heave leaves a vacuum
In the place where your breakfast has been.
The shore is a blur in the distance,
You can see through the tears in your eye.
And you're making loud noises of anguish
And hoping to curl up and die.
They talk of the pain of Arthritis,
Gallstones and Childbirth as well,
But nothing approaches the torment
Of a boat in a big oily swell.
All other things are quite minor
The victims will tell you real quick.
There's nothing on earth that will equal
Draped over a boat ... being sick!
(c) AJ "Mac" McIntyre
Therefore, as time will run out before my brain gets into the right gear - I thought I would share someone else's poem this time around. It is along the lines of David's fishing experience, and was written many years ago by a local poet. I did not know him personally but his work influenced me in my early writing days. He has long since passed away.
AJ McIntyre (known as Mac) was a peanut farmer in the South Burnett region of Queensland. He and his wife retired to Hervey Bay, and his poems used to grace the pages of our local newspaper back in the 70s and 80s (when newspapers had a weekly "poetry corner"). He wrote both humorous and serious verse, and had a rare gift for capturing "the moment"!
I still have and treasure his small self-published booklet "Sometimes I Worry Me" which is subtitled "A Collection of Dingbat Poetry Guaranteed to Whip Your Interest Up to a Wide Yawn". I wish I'd been able to tell him the part he played in my poetry journey.
Enjoy!
HEAVE HO
They tell me it's mind over matter
When the stomach begins to rebel,
And the dinghy is rocking and rolling
In a nauseous easterly swell.
Now this doesn't bring you much comfort
Or make your plight easy to bear
When the cold sweat has popped out all over
And your mind is just numb with despair.
Draped over the side of the dinghy
With your head near the water beneath,
While your stomach uncoils like a mainspring
And you hang on like mad to your teeth!
You've lost all your poise and your polish,
Your dignity ... torn to a shred
As another big spasm engulfs you
And you're wishing real hard you were dead.
The furrowed old brow is quite clammy,
The face is a pale shade of green,
And a shuddering heave leaves a vacuum
In the place where your breakfast has been.
The shore is a blur in the distance,
You can see through the tears in your eye.
And you're making loud noises of anguish
And hoping to curl up and die.
They talk of the pain of Arthritis,
Gallstones and Childbirth as well,
But nothing approaches the torment
Of a boat in a big oily swell.
All other things are quite minor
The victims will tell you real quick.
There's nothing on earth that will equal
Draped over a boat ... being sick!
(c) AJ "Mac" McIntyre