I coulda used Ginger Crust but it would have been toooooooo rude 
The Big Surprise
It started with the giggles then loud music did blare..
their limbs intermingled, pathos filled the air.
They dreamed of open spaces where love was so sweet
He'd paid well for her company, her charms not to be beat.
The flight had been long and the hours taken toll.
but he'd been alone for so long he felt on a roll.
He had met her on the net in a state of despair
she came up on his profile like some flower rare.
Her picture was priceless and stole his heart away
Old dreams of long lost loves his heart it did sway
His mates warned him of going, he could end up dead
they said it's a scam and he was not right in the head.
But here in her arms sweet dreams filled his brain
he'd found his true love and could start life again..
It was a long way to Thailand and he knew all the ploys
but someone should have warned him about Ladyboys !
There you go Marty now can I watch the bloody footy in peace.
Bob
