Homework W/E 29/08: Legends
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:23 am
Legends
© David Campbell 19/08/16
I’ve got some living legends,
they’re really pretty neat,
but I don’t call ’em legends,
to me they’re simply feet!
I’ve also got some feetends,
though any bozo knows
we shouldn’t call ’em feetends,
but piggly-wiggly toes!
When crooners start their crooning
I join right in and sing,
and let my dancing legends
and feetends do their thing.
I get that loving feeling
moon-walking back in time,
with memories of music
and Michael Jackson mime.
And when impersonators
try what my legends do,
they fall flat on their bumends,
and meet their Waterloo!
© David Campbell 19/08/16
I’ve got some living legends,
they’re really pretty neat,
but I don’t call ’em legends,
to me they’re simply feet!
I’ve also got some feetends,
though any bozo knows
we shouldn’t call ’em feetends,
but piggly-wiggly toes!
When crooners start their crooning
I join right in and sing,
and let my dancing legends
and feetends do their thing.
I get that loving feeling
moon-walking back in time,
with memories of music
and Michael Jackson mime.
And when impersonators
try what my legends do,
they fall flat on their bumends,
and meet their Waterloo!