ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

The KK Clan

© David Campbell, 19/10/16

Kim Kardashian once drove a Kia way, way round the bend,
which made the boys in blue quite mad, for they can’t comprehend
why KK and her motley clan are always in the news.
“They’re overpriced and underpowered dames in fancy shoes,
with diamond-encrusted rings and necklines far too low…
they really get our backs up and we’d like them all to go
and get a wash and polish, try and clean off all that glitz,
then buy a decent dress or two that jolly darn well fits!”

Really David? Are you one of these strong willed blokes who don't succumb to the boobs and bum routine

If you are - good for you - it doesn't worry me personally but I agree with the cops in your poem - there are some young ones who don't dress appropriately at all and they basically just look cheap.

Like Shelley - great use of the prompts in this poem. Such clever poets.

Love it David!!

Yes, you'd think with all those millions, the KK clan could afford to buy clothes they didn't have to pour themselves into, hey?? Makes you think there must be a shortage of reflective glass, because they are obviously afflicted with a sad lack of mirrors!

Cheers
Shelley