ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

What if?

What if a sparrow had a beak like a pelican?
What if an elephant had a neck like a giraffe?
What if apples tasted like pork?
What if Julia Gillard joined the Greens?
What if the Earth was a cube?
What if it was a Rubik's cube?
Would Melbourne end up next to Moscow?
Would Alaska end up next to Hawaii?
Would the glaciers melt?
Would the surf freeze?
And which way would the whales go?
Would Julia Gillard try to save them?
Or would Bob Brown say, "Hey, buzz off. That's my job!"
What if Bob Brown joined the Liberal Party?
Would he be our next Prime Minister?

All interesting questions Stephen despite being tongue in cheek. I can answer the last one.
Never! No way! Not in a million years!
Wazza

Yes, I shouldn't stray into politics, should I. It's all too easy!