ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

When you are rich, apparently your Poetry is better and in turn sells better. So it was with Jim Morrison (The Doors) Bob Dylan (Tarantula) and now Twilight mega-star Kristen Stewart (23 yo and worth $70millionUS)

Here is an example of her poetry so all you Bush dudes and cats know where the money is.

Enjoy

My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole

You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
… I’ll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.
And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He’s speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I’m drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine …

WOW!!!! .... AMAZEBALLS .....
That is soooo Deadly .....

I have now found my direction !!!

Thanks Neil ....

Get with the lingo, Dude. She explained it as being the dope.

It reminds me a little of the wonderfully constructed poetry of the Vogons.

Well I'll be BUGGERED !


all this time I've been spending time trying to write stuff that is funny or serious or coveys a message

when all I had to do was write crap ,


Oh just my opinion of course.

Bob

Now you are just gonna have to lift your game, Bob!! And try changing your name. Perhaps 'Roberto Earthchild Pace-E'

Yet another Banjo rip-off...

I've just worked it out ... To be faymouse, one needs to adopt a musical instrament !!!

Hear Yea ... I shall henceforth be known as Manfred "Mando" (abbreviation for Mandolin) Vijars!!!

"Mando" for short even tho I'm actually 5'8" (slightly more around the girth, but Sir Cumference is already taken) ...

Perhaps it was written by her computer Fair dinkum they are doing that now - your computer gets to know the words and par phrases you use most commonly and there is now a program that will write poetry for you based on that phraseology. Feed a machine-learning algorithm with particular data-set and its predictive powers can become startling. Swift Key’s engine was trained on the sonnets of Shakespeare.

Nah I reckon it was written in another language then she used language translator to convert it into another foreign language then another ect and finally to English if you can call it that !


Bob

I find it to be quite deep. But then again, so is a long drop.

Neil