I was at the village festival today and a bloke had a shirt on that said I'm the one ya mother warned you about.
A good looking woman went past and he said Hey baby you got a man for the night ? She replied Sorry mate I'm a lesbian and I like women !
His reply Well I like women as well so I must be a lesbian fancy a three some !
Reminded me of your poem about the bloke reading the survey in Cleo





Welcome Marty
Bob