A Good Wife.

[Bob Pacey]

An Aussie bloke is sitting at home one day while his wife is at work when there is a knock at the door. He checks and finds two burley coppers standing on the door step. Are you married ? one asks. "Yes" he answers.

Well could we see a picture of your wife ? Ok so he goes and gets a picture off the mantlepiece.

Well the copper looks at the picture and says " I'm sorry Sir but it looks like you wife has been hit by a bus ! "

Oh yeah ' he say I know but she's a good mother and looks after the kids and lets me go to golf whenever I like !!!!


OOOOhhhh

[Neville Briggs]

You'll get hit by something if you don't watch out.

[Bob Pacey]

Us single blokes can do all the wife jokes we like Nev


Robert Alan Micheal SINGLE Pacey

[Neville Briggs]

Mr. W.S. Gilbert (of Gilbert and Sullivan fame) did a very naughty wife satire in their opera
" Trial by Jury "
The Judge sings a song that relates how he became a judge.
He tells how he was a very impecunious beginner in the law until he decided to fall in love with " a rich attorney's elderly ugly daughter " ...she was a very nice girl and " could easily pass for 43, in the dusk with the light behind her " .
When the judge became wealthy through the help of his father-in-law he dumped the wife.

Men !..so mercenary and venal.

[Maureen K Clifford]

Men can be so thick sometimes and so devious